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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Angelina Jolie - War Criminal


Jolie's statement, and her very position as a UN goodwill ambassador, makes her role in the Congo's ongoing war all the more heinous. Although news outlets like AFP may be awed by Jolie's celebrity status, Vulgar Marxism is immune to her starlet mind tricks! Vulgar Marxism insists that Jolie be brought to justice for the crimes she has committed!

Jolie is pictured above directing the aerial bombardment of a refugee camp outside the town of Wembo Nyama in the central region of the DR Congo in 2004. Throughout the 1990s, the actress was known to human rights advocates, war crimes investigators, and jungle-folk alike as "The Butcher of Sumbudjundu", in reference to her role in the massacre commited in the eastern forest settlement.

At the height of the conflict in the Congo, Jolie commanded a militia estimated by the International Crisis Group to number in the tens of thousands. The Congolese National People's Army for the Liberation of the Congolese Nation's People is believe to have receive tens of millions of dollars worth of arms and training from the CIA, and harboured several hundred suspected Rwandan war criminals, accused of perpetrating some of the most violent incidents in the Rwandan genocide. Driven by equal parts blood lust and megalomania - and acting much like Kurtz in Apocalypse Now - Jolie (pictured left, executing suspected deserters in 2001) is known to have used several thousand child soldiers as cannon fodder in battles against rival forces. Known as the Todd Bridges Brigades, named for the child actor who played Willis in the 1980s sitcom Diff'rent Strokes before embarking on a life of drug-fueled violent crime, child soldiers were commonly deployed by Jolie in fights with UN peacekeepers and other militias. Children who managed to escape the Todd Bridges Brigades and Jolie's vice-like grip spoke of occult rituals, including cannibalism, carried out in an attempt to carry favour with Jolie who claims to be the embodiment of the ancient Congolese River Goddess.

Vulgar Marxism will continue to advocate on behalf of the victims of Jolie's war crimes, and looks forward to the day when Angelina Jolie will once again visit The Hague - in chains, to answer for her crimes. If reports of Jolie's growing depression are true, she is perhaps finally coming to realise the true extent of the death and destruction she has caused. It is time the world learned the truth as well. Before it's too late.

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